Vyjadřování budoucnosti – vtipy (Expressing the future – jokes)

 

V minulých třech newsletterech jsme se zabývali různými způsoby vyjadřování budoucnosti. Nyní si je připomeneme zábavnou formou pomocí anekdot. Najdete v anekdotách pět z nich?

 

-          Doctor, help me. My heart is beating very quickly and I feel terrible. I think I´m going to die.
-          Nonsense. That´s the last thing you´ll do.
 

-          I think I´m going to lose my job in the flower shop tomorrow.
-          What for?
-          I sent flowers to a funeral with the wrong card on them.
-          What did the card say?
-          HOPE YOU´LL BE HAPPY IN YOUR NEW HOME.
 

-          Do you think I´ll lose my looks as I get older?
-          If you´re lucky!
 

-          Why do you want to learn French, Mr and Mrs Smith?
-          Well, we´ll be adopting a little French baby next month and we want to be able to understand it
       when it begins to talk.
 

-          My daughter is getting married on Saturday.
-          How do you feel about it?
-          Well, I´m losing a daughter but I am getting my bathroom back!
 

-          Waiter, will my pizza be long?
-          No, I expect it will be round as usual.
 

-          We´re sending our son to a holiday camp next week.
-          Oh, does he need a holiday?
-          No, but we do!